earth needs more porn muppets!!!

NGL. Muppets make me impossibly horny. They're always traipsing around with their sexy, tanned peachfuzzy skin, their huge googly eyes, and huge mouths agape. how can anyone not want to be ravaged by them? or better yet, how could they not want to ravage them? I cannot count the number of Muppet Show and movie video tapes and DVDs i've worn out, and my lust for them has never waned. i don't think i will ever satisfy my endless craving for a muppet lover until my partner dons a head to toe muppet kigurumi costume and r@pes me day after day. until then, i search the internet tirelessly, hoping to find sexy porn men and women to rub one out over... but alas, they are few and far inbetween.so i present to you, after decades of searching, my entire porn muppet collection. i only wish i had more to share, but this is all i have found. if you know of any stashes of porn muppets you want to share, i would forever be in your debt. until then, this is all i have. nni hope you'll excuse me, i need to go crysterbate myself to sleep, because earth needs more--- tons more--- porn muppets!!!